Age Categories
Age Categories
At 21 women proudly say, "I'm part of TGIS" - Thank God I'm single!
At 31 women strongly say "I am part of TIIS" -Tang ina, I'm single!
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Classification of vagina:
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A Woman's Prayer
at 20- Lord, I want the best man.
at 25- Lord, I want a good man.
at 30- Lord, I want any man.
at 40- Lord, please naman!!!!
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What do women do about sex?
at age 8: ignore it
at age 18: think about it
at age 28: experience it
at age 38: enjoy it
at age 48: pay for it
at age 58: beg for it
at age 68: pray for it
at age 78: forget it
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What's the difference between women at ages of 9, 19, 29, 39 and 49 ???
09 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
19 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
29 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed
39 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
49 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed....
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Ano ang tunog ng ihi ng dalaga?
Sagot: I wish,I wish,I wishAno ang tunog ng ihi ng misis?
Sagot: always, always, alwaysAno ang tunog ng ihi ng biyuda?
Sagot: I miss, I miss, I missAno ang tunog ng ihi ng matandang dalaga?
Sagot: bwisit, bwisit, bwisit,
