Automobile Acronyms

AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW -Bought My Wife
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE -Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT -Fix It All the Time
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM -General Maintenance
GMC -Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA -Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -Virtually Worthless