More...more...more..more Erap Jokes
More...more...more..more Erap Jokes
Bakit ERAP ang nickname in ERAP?
Kasi, ERAPturuan
ERAP mag-english
ERAP maglakad
ERAP magsalita
ERAP makaintindi
ERAP paniwalaan
at ang tao, ERAP na ERAP na!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
ERAP: Nakakahiya!
JINGGOY: Bakit Dad?
ERAP: Sabi sa invitation black tie only,
pagdating ko dun, may suot din pala
silang polo at pantalon!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
STANLEY HO: Mr. President, please accept this Mercedes Benz as sign of my appreciation to you
ERAP: Sorry, I don't accept bribes
SH: I'll just sell it to you for P100
ERAP: Okay, I'll get two!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
ERAP: (singing) "Mile away . . . . you're so many mile away from me. . ."
LOI: Hon, lagyan mo ng letter "s"!
ERAP: Smile away, you're so many smile away from me . . ."- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
DOCTOR: I need your semen, urine and stool samples
ERAP: I am a bit in a hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
JUDE: Dad, nagpa-tattoo ako
ERAP: Aba, tama 'yan! Labanan natin ang tsismis na bading ka anak! Patingin nga ng tatto mo?
JUDE: O, di ba Dad, maganda na ang kilay ko?
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ERAP'S WISDOM: 1) if the cat is away the mouse is alone
2) if others can don't help
3) don't talk to strangers if your mouth is full
4) don't count the eggs of they are not yours
5) Don't judge a book for you are not a Judge.
6) Birds of the same feathers are the same birds.
7) Tell me who your friends are, and I'll tell you mine.
8) An apple a day is 7 apples a week.
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Sabi nga sambayanang Pilipino:
Hindi na problema ang komunismo
Di na rin problema ang imperyalismo
ang problema as si ERAP MISMO!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Erap bumili ng AM radio. It took him a month to realize he could
play it at night.
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TEACHER: What is the formula for water?
ERAP: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
TEACHER: That's not what I taught you.
ERAP: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
