Nag-o-order ng breakfast yung bagong saltang Pinoy sa isang coffee shop sa Manhattan...

Waiter: "What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?"

Pinoy: "No... Big cup! Big cup!"

Waiter: "What would you like for your breakfast?"

Pinoy: "Hameneggs."

Waiter: "And how do you like your eggs, sir?"

Pinoy: "Yes, tenkyu, I like dem beri much."

Waiter: "No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?"

Pinoy: "Yes, tenkyu, I wud like dem cooked."

Waiter (with increasing impatience): "Would you like your eggs... fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?"

Pinoy (with increasing uneasiness): "Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled."

Waiter: "And what bread would you like?"

Pinoy: "Begyurpardon?"

Waiter: "What kind of bread would you like... white? rye? whole wheat? toast?"

Pinoy: "Pan Amercano..."

Waiter: "We don't have that..."

Pinoy: "Okey. Gib me Taystee..."

Waiter: "We don't have that either, sir..."

Pinoy: "Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?"

Waiter: "Sir, you are wasting my time... I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?"

Pinoy: "Donut plis..."
 

Kinabukasan, bumalik yung Pinoy sa restaurant at umupo sa isang table na kalapit ang isa ring customer na Pinoy rin, kaya lang, e, oldtimer na.

Pinoy: (thinking to himself) Alam ko na! Gagayahin ko na lang ang order niya.

Dumating na yung kani-kanilang waiter...

Waiter: Sir, what would you like to order?

Customer: Ham and Eggs, please!"

Pinoy: (speaking to his own waiter) Ham en eeggs, plis!

Waiter: How would you like your eggs, sir?

Customer: Over-easy.

Pinoy: Uber-eesee!

(Napatingin sapagkat nakahalata na yung customer na oldtimer)

Waiter: Anything else, sir?

Customer: Some pancakes, too.

Pinoy: Sam pangkiks, tu!

(Napatingin ulit yung customer)

Waiter: Anything to drink?

Customer: A large orange juice.

Pinoy: E lards urinds dsus!

(napipikon na yung customer)

Waiter: Is there anything else I can bring you?

Customer: Can you get me a hot towel?

Pinoy: Witir! Hat tawil!

Customer: (really peeved) Ano ka ba! niloloko mo ba ako? Bakit mo ginagaya ang lahat ng order ko?

Pinoy: Bakit? Ikaw lang ba ang kumakain ng hot towel?